Apparently when I’m on a caffeine high I talk about transphobia on facebook which is a dumb thing that I should not do

CAFFEINE

I ordered a small mocha and she made me a large by accident I am BUZZING

*screams from the top of the statue of liberty* GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

I keep reading all these fics where everybody’s in their mid-twenties living in an apartment in the city and fucking all over the place like yeah yes please lets fast forward to that part of my life

MAY I PLEASE not be doing the school anymore 

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.